Bone-Eater Snot-Flower

Osedax mucofloris roughly translates to “bone-eater snot-flower,” in honor of its appearance.)






Source:
Wired Science Nov 2009

Love Ewe

Evidently this is actually a blow up "doll". It is advertised as "Love Ewe is a hit at parties! It's a hilarious, life sized, high quality, anatomically correct...".

Unexplained Anal Pain

Kind of long, and no real story behind it, but we could make one up to go along with it.

Hot Beef Sundae

Secret Treasure Loaf

A loaf of ground Spam cubes with a Velveeta cheese center topped with a layer of hot Velveeta.

Subwoofer Teabag

As in, "I put on some Bach organ fugues, cranked up the volume, then laid my balls gently on top of my subwoofer. Oh, yeah."

Liver Horn

Like a shoe horn, but for your liver.